(Source: feastfires)
Star Wars
- Marshal: She's never seen Star Wars?! Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars.
- Ted: You've gotta calm down.
- Marshall: I told you. I told you that you don't know this girl well enough. What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?
- Ted: Dude, it's just a movie.
- Marshall: Ted, Star Wars is your all time favorite movie, and whether or not Stella actually likes it is really important. Its like a test of how compatible you guys are.
- Ted: Marshall, its just a movie.
- Marshall: Ha.
- Ted: Its just a movie.
- 121 Awesome minutes later...
- Ted: Ok, if Stella doesn't like this movie, I can't marry her.
- Marshall: No, you can't.
- Ted: Wanna watch it again?
- Marshall: Yes I do.
